| 70 | Chicagoans go swimming
Californians are at the beach, but clothed
Miami residents put on sweaters
| 60 | Californians put on sweaters
Miami residents put on winter coats
College kids lay out in the sun
| 50 | Chicagoans put on shorts and T-shirts
Californians put on a winter coat
Georgians go out and buy a winter coat
Miami residents turn on the heat
| 40 | You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
Cubs losing early in the season.... or late in the season
| 35 | Italian cars don't start
Canadians go swimming
| 32 | Water freezes
| 30 | You plan your vacation to Australia
Minnesotans put on shorts and T-shirts
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
British cars don't start
| 25 | Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians put on shorts and t-shirts
Alaskans go swimming
| 20 | You can hear your breath
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further south
| 15 | French cars don't start
You plan a vacation in Mexico
Your cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
| 10 | Too cold to ski
You need jumper cables to get your car going
| 5 | You plan your vacation in Houston
American cars don't start
| 0 | Alaskans put on shorts and T-shirts
Too cold to skate
| 10 | German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
| -15 | You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
| -20 | Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
| -25 | Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get driver going
| -30 | You plan a two week hot bath
Canadians look for their sweaters
Swedish cars don't start
| -40 | Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
your car helps you plan your trip south
| -50 | Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
| -60 | Hell freezes over
a lot a people are forced to do things because it did!
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