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Religion
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who
was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They did every known job. But ten minutes before the time
was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course,the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's gone!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said,
"Jesus saves."
