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Dietary Tips

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

- The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

- The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

- The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

- The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.




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