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Performance Evals

Taken from Actual Performance Evaluations

• "Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
  
  
• "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
  
  
• "I would not allow this associate to breed."
  
  
• "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely
  won't be."
  
  
• "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
  
  
• "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
  
  
• "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
  
  
• "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
  
  
• "She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
  
  
• "This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."
  
  
• "This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
  

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